I Lost the (Comparison) Game
When I was in high school, it was common to hear someone in class say "I lost the game". Right after one person said this, multiple people would then say that they lost the game, too. The thing about this "game" was that it is a game that everyone is playing, even if they didn't know it. However, if one thinks about this game, then one loses the game and has to say "I lost the game". While I have "lost" that particular game plenty of times, I've never been mad or sad about it. However, there is one game that I can't stand (no, it isn't Monopoly). I've never able to win this game, yet I still find myself "playing" it anyway: the Comparison Game. Truth be told, the Comparison Game isn't a "game" in the way that Monopoly, tag, Duck-Duck-Goose, or Uno are games. It's not even a game in the way that high school game is, either. Still, the effects of playing -- and inevitably losing -- are trem...